I was brushing my teeth this morning and had an interesting experience. As you can read below, toothbrushing has proven to be a rather odd event in my past. This morning continues that trend.

So I’m cleaning the choppers with my trusty industrial-strength electric uber vibrasonic toothbrush, just mindin’ my own business. The toothbrush handle, being a little wet and covered with a dab if foamy toothpaste, slips out of my hand and begins a rapid drop to the floor. On its way down, it bounces off the edge of the countertop, slowing its descent just enough to allow me to catch it.

With my penis.

There I found myself with my pelvis thrust up against the counter, with a vibrating toothbrush wedged between an oak drawer and my willie. Try this when you get the chance, it’s actually not too bad. But please use your own toothbrush.

Those of you who are ill-equipped, I’m sure you can improvise.

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