One feature offered by most web hosting services is the ability to see a list of words/phrases people searched on that ultimately brought them to your site.

According to my logs, in June of this year, someone searched on the phrase, “when i go over bumps i hear a thumping sound from my rear”. Apprently my site was presented as a possible match.

Other notable searches from the logs:

• what causes fishy smell from dishwashers
• fishy smell furnace ac
• troubleshoot whooshing water heater
• suicidal ideas faa (WTF??)
• is there an anonymous poll that would have a wife rate their husband vs a boy toy
• help i have a fishy smell coming from the wall between the bathroom and bedroom
• fishy lightbulb smell
• why do chink women were hoods when they get married
• 82% of women think they’re fat poll
• i heard a thump and my car will not go forward or backward (when did you last see the dog?)
• fishy penis
• feeling fishy at work
• my wiener (hope they found it)
• fingerpainting in the office
• smoke a joint the size of cleveland

and, of course,

• porn

I love the Internet.

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